The Power Rankings are for the enjoyment of IIHF.com readers, and reflect the progress of teams during the IIHF World Championship. They are distinct from the official IIHF World Ranking.
Power Rankings (as of May 2)
1.
GERMANY You laughed when the last Power Rankings had us third. Who’s laughing now, dummkopf?
2.
CANADA French toast drowned in maple syrup
3.
CZECH REPUBLIC Gotta stay focused, no easy games. Now, imagine the score if Jagr was 29...
4.
USA Cheering crowds gathered...wait, that wasn’t for the win over Norway?
5.
SWITZERLAND The boys from Bern are boogying
6.
FINLAND Little-known fact: Paul McCartney wrote “When I’m 64” about Granlund
7.
SWEDEN Mats Wennerholm has promised to wear Salming Underwear for the rest of the tournament
8.
SLOVAKIA Repeat after me: "There is no home ice curse!"
9.
RUSSIA This is not NHL 94. It’s not cool to make somebody’s head bleed.
10.
LATVIA Considering we usually score zero goals against Finland, we’ll take it
11.
NORWAY Nick Palmieri...dude, are you sure you're not Zach Parise?
12.
SLOVENIA Russia = 2,014 registered players. Slovenia = 155. 6-4 Russia = Good work, Slovenia!
13.
BELARUS Activists call on Belarus to start putting the puck in the net
14.
AUSTRIA Whose bright idea was it to put Mattias Weinhandl in goal?
15.
DENMARK We need to improve in certain areas, like not losing 6-0
16.
FRANCE Mr. Huet? Your return flight to Chicago has been cancelled