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CANADANobody’s perfect, but Canada’s close
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RUSSIAMorozov, Morozov, he’s our man: if he can’t do it, no one Kazan
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UNITED STATESAgainst Slovenia, Phil made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
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CZECH REPUBLICJaromir, since you said you plan to keep playing...
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SWEDENMy my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
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FINLANDYou do realize that was Norway, not Sweden?
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SWITZERLANDSwitzerland’s made the Qualifying Round, and Krokus is reuniting: can life get any better?
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GERMANYBeautiful: Berlin bashes Bratislava
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SLOVAKIASatan’s not scoring, Palffy’s not scoring - what’s wrong with this team?
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NORWAYDo you believe in Norwegian miracles? ALMOST!
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DENMARKAll Danes are proud of you (and so is Peter Westermark)
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BELARUSAny other NHLers we can bring in?
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SLOVENIA5-1, 5-1...at least they’re consistent
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ITALYMarcus Aurelius had a dream that was Rome - this is not it
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LATVIAAt least nobody threw a shoe
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FRANCELe jour de gloire n’est pas arrivé